William Veitch

THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO YOUR OWN HEAD

Think About What You’re Thinking About (Or: How to Stop Taking Your Brain’s Daily BS So Seriously) Have you ever laid awake at 3:00 AM, completely convinced that a minor mistake you made at work in 2018 is about to ruin your entire life? Here is how the whole journey unfolds, step by step: 1. The Autopilot Problem Most of the time, we run on System 1—our brain’s fast, automatic, lazy setting. It loves shortcuts, jumps to conclusions, and reacts instantly. System 2 is our slow, deliberate, analytical brain, but it’s a couch potato that hates using energy. 2. The Mental Gap The first step to sanity is creating a tiny gap between a thought popping into your head and you reacting to it. Instead of being inside the thought, you step back into the back row of the theatre, grab some popcorn, and watch the show. 3. The Usual Brain Traps Once you start watching, you realize your brain uses the same tired playbook every day: • Self-Justification: Making up wildly creative excuses to defend bad choices. • The Illusion of Understanding: Confusing "I’ve heard of this" with "I actually know what I'm talking about". • Volume vs. Truth: Assuming that because a worry feels intense and loud, it must be true. • Rumination: Running the same mental loop for the 400th time and pretending it’s "problem-solving". 4. When Your Mind Fights Back (The "Security Guard" Freakout) The moment you start stepping back and ignoring your brain's alarm bells, your brain panics. It acts like an overzealous security guard shouting, "Hey! Why aren't you listening to me?!" When you try to observe self-doubt or anxiety, it turns up the volume. It multiplies. It brings out old evidence from ten years ago. 5. The Quiet Payoff Learning metacognition won't give you eternal bliss, delete your flaws, or turn you into a serene monk. You will still have bad days, make dumb choices, and feel anxious.