The Goat Fucker Chronicles

When hapless human Gavin Berridge accidentally becomes a Shepherd of the Outer Pasture, he discovers that bonding with goats isn’t just emotional—it’s cosmic, bureaucratic, and slightly dangerous. Tasked with stabilizing rogue timelines, surviving literal paperwork, and outwitting a cult convinced the prophecy revolves entirely around him, Gavin must flail, panic, and improvise his way through the universe’s most absurd Conjunction. With sentient hills, looping rivers, bureaucratic squirrels, and goats who take minor realities entirely too seriously, this is a sci-fi-fantasy comedy where chaos is mandatory, accidental heroics count double, and fainting is optional—but highly recommended.